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Recipe no. 23 · March 24, 2026 · 6 min

Manolo Turns OKRs into a Timesheet

Manolo discovers OKRs

Recipe
no. 23
Manolo discovers OKRs

Tuesday. 08:47. I arrive early. Coffee in hand. Silence in the office. That rare moment when you can think without anyone interrupting you with an urgent matter that has been urgent for three weeks.

I open the laptop. I review the roadmap, I ask BorjIA to tell me what value the teams delivered yesterday. And then I realize something I've been ignoring for weeks: the team is rowing, but nobody knows where to.

It's not their fault. It's mine. There are too many open fronts, too many priorities competing with each other, and the strategic context has been dissolving into Slacks, dailies and "let's talk about it later".

So I do something I normally avoid: I go looking for Manolo.

He looks at me like you'd look at a vegan ordering a T-bone steak.

Manolo pulls out the notebook. The expensive pen. The "Jose is finally speaking my language" look.

He hasn't understood a thing. I know because he nods too fast. Manolo nods fast when he's already thinking about his own version, not yours.

Pause. Manolo blinks. As if I'd just told him the earth is round and he'd spent years selling flat maps.

He leaves. Happy. Too happy. The kind of happy that precedes an organizational disaster.

The following Monday. Manolo sends me a document. Subject: "OKRs Q2 — Draft v1 FINAL".

I open it.

And there it is. The masterpiece. The crime.

Objective 1: "Improve the platform."

Key Results:

Close 45 Jira tickets before April 30. Deploy every Thursday. * Reduce open bugs to fewer than 20.

Objective 2: "Be more efficient."

Key Results:

Have everyone log hours in Harvest. Hold retrospectives every two weeks. * Cut meetings by 15%.

I breathe. I count to ten. I don't make it to five.

I call him.

Silence.

I explain what he'd know if he'd read past the table of contents of Doerr's book:

Key Results have to be outcomes, not outputs. You don't measure what you do, you measure what changes because of what you do. "Closing tickets" is output. "Cutting the average resolution time of critical incidents from 48 to 12 hours" is an outcome. "Deploying every Thursday" is a practice. "Going from a 14-day cycle time to 5" is a result.

Andy Grove, who basically invented OKRs at Intel before anyone called them that, had a very clear idea: the system exists to generate focus and alignment, not to control people. If your OKRs look like a timesheet, you've failed before you started.

Manolo stirs. He looks at the document the way you look at a sandcastle right before the wave.

I tell him about Marty Cagan, about Empowered. Cagan distinguishes between "feature teams" and "empowered teams". The former get lists of what they have to build. The latter get problems they have to solve. OKRs, done well, are the tool of the latter. Done badly — like Manolo's — they're the favorite costume of the former.

Low blow. I know. But low blows are the only thing Manolo reacts to.

He stays quiet for a while.

Peter Drucker said it decades ago: "Knowledge-worker productivity is the biggest challenge of the 21st century." And then he added something Manolo should get tattooed: the key isn't supervising more, it's better defining what constitutes a result.

Manolo closes the laptop. Slowly. With that "you've ruined my Monday but I won't give you the satisfaction of admitting it" face.

He gets up. Gathers the notebook. The expensive pen stays on the table, like an involuntary white flag.

He turns around.

He leaves.

And I'm left thinking that maybe, just maybe, this time Manolo won't wreck the idea completely.

Thanks for reading.

Onward.