Weekly antimanager satire · Product · Engineering · Management · People · Startups

RECETAS PARA MANOLO

Every Tuesday I talk to Manolo about product, engineering, management, people and startups. At 7 A.M.

Served on Tuesdays · 7:00We all know a ManoloFrom the kitchen of Jose Luis CasesES — Leer en español

Recipe no. 18 · February 3, 2026 · 4 min

Manolo and Enlightened Micromanagement

Manolo shows up in a suit. Beware

Recipe
no. 18
Manolo shows up in a suit. Beware

Tuesday. 09:12. My office door opens with the delicacy of an auditor at quarter close. Manolo walks in slowly, like a man bearing bad news wrapped in methodology.

New notebook. Expensive pen. And wearing a suit!!!

That “this month we're fixing this for real” look.

There it is. The slow poison.

Estimated hours vs. actual hours, tickets closed, velocity per sprint, reopened incidents, commits, meeting participation…

He pauses. Smiles. He's proud. As if he'd just discovered fire… in Excel.

I breathe. A long one. Because otherwise I might pour my coffee on him on purpose.

Silence. That awkward silence in which Manolo starts to suspect he might not be the misunderstood genius he thinks he is.

Accountability. The favorite word of people who can't measure value but sure can measure motion.

He gives me a weird look.

I explain slowly, because Manolo needs time for ideas to pierce his armor:

If you measure commits, there will be useless commits. If you measure closed tickets, there will be tiny, mediocre tickets. If you measure velocity, nobody will take risks. If you measure absence of errors, nobody will innovate.

He shifts in his chair.

That bothers him. A lot.

They are not the A-Team.

I tell him what Daniel Pink already explained in Drive: motivation in complex work depends on autonomy, mastery and purpose. Badly placed KPIs destroy all three.

Even so, well-placed KPIs can be neutral or even compatible with Pink's model, but that's very unlikely to happen, because the KPIs running through Manolo's head are not those.

I remind him of Ed Catmull, the Creativity Inc guy: when people start working for the evaluation, they stop working for the result.

Preserving spaces of trust for the people who create is very important.

And Andy Grove (High Output Management) I understood as: if you need to watch people constantly, the problem isn't the worker, it's the system… or the boss.

If you measure the HOW MUCH, we're already in trouble. Some of the smartest people in your company will game the KPIs without a moment's hesitation.

I explain the difference he never wants to hear:

The business side can and should have KPIs. Product and technology don't work for the KPI; they work to reduce uncertainty and create options.

When you turn everything into monthly numbers, you push people to look productive, not to be useful.

He goes quiet. Looks at the notebook. Closes it slowly.

One last silence.

He gets up.

He closes the door.

And for the first time in a long while… I feel Manolo has left not quite convinced…

Thanks for reading.

And while I'm at it, I wish you health, love and family.

The rest doesn't matter that much… trust me.