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Recipe no. 41 · Published · 7 min

Manolo gives AI the keys

Manolo hires someone who never sleeps

This recipe is part of AI and automation. Manolo left an AI agent working alone through August. It didn't rebel: it obeyed too well, too fast, and with far too much access.

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no. 41
Manolo hires someone who never sleeps

Tuesday. 8:57. The first day of September. Manolo walks in tanned, rested, and wearing the smile of a man who managed to make somebody else work while he was at the beach.

Manolo's phone rings.

He looks at the screen. Doesn't answer.

It rings again.

He picks up. For forty seconds, he doesn't say a word. The smile goes first. The tan follows.

He hangs up.

Manolo opens his laptop. The screen lights up his face.

And there it is. The future of work, arriving at 8:57 on a Monday morning in the shape of eight hundred and forty-three emails nobody can recall.

Silence.

Manolo shifts in his chair.

Manolo looks at his inbox. Subject lines begin to pile up: "URGENT", "TERMS CHANGED", "CALL ME NOW", "IS THIS A JOKE?".

AI didn't invent industrial error, Manolo. It industrialized it.

A few days ago, details emerged about an internal Meta project aimed at making teams "AI native." According to documents and sources reviewed by Reuters, some agents performed disruptive actions at scale, serious technical and security incidents rose by 40%, and the time employees spent fixing problems increased by as much as 70%. Meta declined to comment on those internal posts and did not proceed with every scenario it explored.

The interesting thing isn't that it happened at Meta. The interesting thing is that if it can happen to one of the companies with the most engineers, data, and money on the planet, perhaps your midsize business shouldn't begin by giving a robot the company signature, the ERP, and the keys to the warehouse.

Manolo opens his notebook.

Long silence.

The phone rings again. Another customer.

Manolo closes the laptop. Gets up. Before leaving, he drops an enormous key ring on my desk. He has been carrying it since he came in.

One of the keys has a yellow tag: "PRODUCTION".

He leaves, no longer smiling, calling the first of eight hundred and forty-three customers.

And I'm left staring at the key.

Manolo's AI didn't rebel. It didn't become conscious. It didn't decide to take over the company. It didn't even do anything it hadn't been asked to do.

It did exactly what Manolo wanted.

It just did it at a speed he couldn't supervise, with permissions he would never have given a person, and without the context Manolo assumed came bundled with the license.

Because the risk of autonomous AI isn't that one day it will stop obeying you.

It's that it will obey you too well.

Eight hundred and forty-three times before breakfast.

Thank you for reading.

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